Sexlife, That's embarrassing

Of course sex is not always pretty. Everyone experiences some kind of embarrassing moment during sex at one time or another.

Once I had sex with this young man has a kind of gift. He had been so admiring of me and I knew that he had put me on a high pedestal for some reason. I guess I was feeling a bit unworthy of it or something. Anyway it was the kind of the charity fuck that I later regretted. Next morning I woke up to the sound of my own unbelievably loud fart and ensuing a terrible odour. He looked at me in horror and realised my queenly image had been irrevocably tarnished. He even told me about it which was a nice but probably served me right. 

Sometimes when I'm having intercourse particularly its rear entry theres this fart-like sound coming from my vagina when he thrusts. I imagine its air being trapped and released,  but its loud and embarrassing and distracting.  I've heard it called a 'Vart', I wish I could figure out how to avoid it happening. It's not very ladylike. 

When I cum I kind of wet the bed. A lot of fluid comes out. It can be embarrassing especially with new partners and I sometimes feel like a circus freak. Although some man Ive been with really like it. I used to think It was really a abnormal but when I went online and did some research and found out that I'm not the only woman who ejaculates. With me it doesn't spread out, like the women you see in porn movies. But a lot of creamy liquid does gush out. Even though so i need a towel to soak it up. Now I tried to warn potential partners ahead of time. That can work in either one of 2 ways. Either they are really curious, sometimes uncomfortably so, or else they run a mile. 

I got breast cancer when I was only 23. I have a lot of scarring from my mastectomy and only one breast. At first I used to dress up with lingerie and a padded bra that I never took off but one day I just decided I was going to show my partners who I was. They can either take it or leave it. It's a fast way to learn what kind of man you're with.

Dr Pamela Stephensen Connelly